The Loch Ness is a large, deep freshwater lock in the Scottish highlands where for centuries people have been reporting sightings of a fairly large cryptid that has affectionately come to be known as “Nessie”. Not only has it been photographed repeatedly, it has even been caught on videotape – as recently as 2007. Heck, it’s even popped up on some sonar equipment. Unfortunately, however, the data and footage is never clear enough to definitively...